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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.' - Anonymous
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.' - Bob Hope.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?. - Billie Burke.
Don't feel bad or weird about how you look Don't feel bad about the way You only have to smile one day Rest everyone knows you are so boring Ok I think it's enough for today May you have an awesome day A very happy birthday!
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.' - John Grier.
Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.' - Joan Rivers.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.' - Robert Orben.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.' - Ogden Nash.
Just imagine that I have told you many things Many things in your appreciation I have given you many compliments so true I have said all good things about you Just imagine and be happy too Wishing a very happy birthday to you Haha..Have a blessed day and new!
You look the same over the years You don't have tension or fear I only know what your real age is, Will stay quiet if you give me a treat You look so young but you are so old You have a pure heart of gold Wishing you a very happy birthday!
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.' - Robert Frost
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.' - J. P. Sears.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!' - Lucille Ball.
You tell people that you are twenty Plus taxes and shipping But I know your real age my dear Ok I won't real it to anyone Spread the love and cheer Sing the birthday song I know you have grown to be strong Wishing you a very happy birthday Have a blessed day!
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.' - Erma Bombeck
'Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.' - Mary Schmich.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.' - Robert Frost
I want to thank Facebook On your special day my friend It notified me that it is your birthday Otherwise, I always forget this day Ok let me tell you through That I too love you So don't feel so sad Haha..Happiest birthday to you I pray that God truly blesses you!
