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It is said that age is strictly a case of mind over matter. In your case you have no mind anyway, so I'm sure it doesn't matter.
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You know you're growing up when you happily like to tell people about your age. You know your growing old when you are trying hard to hide it.
So big deal if you resemble a chimp and have the brain of a 2-year old? You are still my buddy and your birthday is still special.
Guess what I found out. Birthdays are awesome, research states that those people who have more birthdays tend to live longer! Aren't you happy?
While there are a few women who don't lie about their age, there are hardly any men who age theirs!
This year when you blow the candles on your cake, feel free to wish for everything you ever wished. For I have already made a deal with God for all your wishes to come true. After all you know how convincing I can be, right?
Congrats! You are one more step closer to gray hair, fallen teeth, skin with wrinkles and loss of memory.
Whoever told you that birthdays were good days was obviously lying. You grow older on your birthday! What's so good about that?
Do you think that you are aging a bit faster, Well, it is to do with so many birthdays that you celebrate And, now another one is here, Happy birthday to you!
Have your birthday cake with an open heart today, Forget about the calories, Don't count them because this day Comes once a year So what if you are so fat Lol..Happy birthday to you!
Let us celebrate the day you were born Because that is day which will go down in history No one is like you, Because you are so silly in few, Wish you happy birthday!
Happy birthday with so much fun You know you can't be the number one So, why do you keep trying all the way Anyway have an awesome day today Happy birthday to you!
The years come and years fly by Hope you are enjoying this super ride Of being young, no now old Enjoy this to the core so what if you are a little bore! Happy birthday to you!
Wish you the happiest birthday to the cartoon I know I may not tell you but you prove to be dumb, Ok..Now I am going all numb, Happy birthday to you, Stay blessed in life!
Hey its your birthday So wishing you a great birthday Don't worry because you are not getting older by the day You are just increasing your value in life Just be as you are You can also shine like the star Happy birthday!
With your each birthday you are growing more Silly and immature With your each birthday, you are growing more funny With your each birthday, you are losing your wisdom Its time that you come to your original kingdom Wishing you a great birthday Happy birthday!
Time and tide do not wait for anybody Then why are you lying about your age You should have some shame my friend Common tell your age and don't pretend Yes you are the best in life's every test Happy birthday to you!
So many birthdays come and go So many times, you have known for sure But you are stuck on your age And with time you have lost your only grace You need to come of your shell And be what you really want to Haha..Happy birthday to you!
