Humorous Birthday Wishes

Did you wear your glass?
Is your wig intact for the party
Well I know the secret you are not young
You may waggle that silly tongue
You can't change the whale of time
I know that things are just not fine
As it looks otherwise
You are old so accept it wise
Happy birthday to you
May god bless you!

Growing old is mandatory
You cannot really do anything about it
But, you will know in things as well
When you have to give in bits,
Growing old is your choice
Staying young is in your hands
Wishing you a very Happy birthday
Hope you understand!

Whoever said that birthdays were nice days? First they put your favorite flavored dessert on fire, then as you're desperately trying to blow it off, they start clapping hands and singing! Rascals! Hehe just kidding. I wish you have a brilliant Birthday.

Friendship is about accepting each other just they way they are. So what if you are ugly, geeky, boring, annoying, clumsy, weird and sometimes stupid, you are still my loving friend. Just kidding. Happy Birthday.

Is your Birthday cake sugar free? You'd better start taking care of these things since you're inching closer and closer to your final D-day. Happy Birthday to you!

Actually, you should register with
Guinness book of world record
How do you manage to look so young
When I know what is your actual age?
But dear you still have that grace
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

You know you are looking so different
Why are you looking so different
Did you change your look
There is something so different about you
Oh now I got the clue
You are one year older today
So age will naturally show
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

You are not a person with a big heart
There are many with that start
You are not the one with a good smile
I have seen many a while
Ok you are good I know that
I was just teasing you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

Growing up with every birthday is the state of the body not the mind. So remember that the next time someone tells you that you're grown up on your birthday. Happy birthday, oldie.

It feels so good to see you grown up so much.
P.S.: I'm not taking about mental growth!
Don't shoot me, just trying to make you laugh.
Happy Birthday to the most insane person I've ever met!

With age comes wisdom. Now all you need to find is the latter. Happy Birthday!

Isn't it time you take yourself seriously
No, I mean when I say seriously,
Because you have enough reasons to
Be immature the way you are
For once, get serious about life
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra joyful day!

This Birthday was the easiest one to pick a gift for you. The obvious answer was makeup because now you will have to apply lots of it to hide your age. Just kidding. Happy Birthday dear!

I've always thought of you as a young and dynamic personality. Your birthday reminds me of how old you actually are. Happy Birthday!

You are special and you should know
You are special is all I want to say
But, things may not look so fine
Once your birthday is over today
Because you will grow a year older
Haha..Have a fab day my dear,
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

It is the time to celebrate with cheer
Wishing you well on your birthday oh dear
But don't dance so much be clear
You will fall with the sound know that
Your age is not the same
You do not have to blame
I am just kidding around
Wishing you Happy Birthday!