Humorous Birthday Wishes

Is your Birthday cake sugar free? You'd better start taking care of these things since you're inching closer and closer to your final D-day. Happy Birthday to you!

Surprising fact: 90% of those guys who miss your birthday won't forget the day your results are coming out! Just want to tell you I'm not one of them. Happy Birthday.

You know that you are so special
You know that you are so great
You know that you have everything
Awesome is your fate
So what if I am lying to you
I am making you feel happy
As it's your birthday
Wish you a very happy birthday!

I know that I don't wish you well
I know that I make fun of you
I know that I also do things
To show off many times
But what will I do
Because you deserve all these things
Its best suited to you with time
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

You are not a person with a big heart
There are many with that start
You are not the one with a good smile
I have seen many a while
Ok you are good I know that
I was just teasing you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

I hope you won't repeat all the mistakes that you made last year in this new year of your life. Happy Birthday!

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You know you look so funny
Then why do you act the same
You know you look funny
You also have a funny name
Do not get bugged
I know it's your special day
Was just wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a super awesome day!

It feels so good to see you grown up so much.
P.S.: I'm not taking about mental growth!
Don't shoot me, just trying to make you laugh.
Happy Birthday to the most insane person I've ever met!

Happiest birthday to you
I am giving you all my blessings
Look at your shape and look at your face
You have lost all the charm and grace
You do not look the same anymore
But do have fun galore
As it's your birthday today
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

You know you are looking so different
Why are you looking so different
Did you change your look
There is something so different about you
Oh now I got the clue
You are one year older today
So age will naturally show
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

Let's celebrate your Birthday by blowing candles and eating lots of cake while you still have your own teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

With age comes wisdom. Now all you need to find is the latter. Happy Birthday!

This Birthday was the easiest one to pick a gift for you. The obvious answer was makeup because now you will have to apply lots of it to hide your age. Just kidding. Happy Birthday dear!

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!

No gift ever is enough to repay you for all that you have done for me. So why not just skip the gifts and directly go to the part where you give us a treat! Happy Birthday to you.