Humorous Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Superstar! I wish your day is filled with love from family and friends. And after they all go away, I'll be there to help you to unwrap the presents!

I hope you won't repeat all the mistakes that you made last year in this new year of your life. Happy Birthday!

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

You've been such a nice friend to me and given me 10 times more than what I have ever asked for. So on your birthday, all I want is a nice delicious treat. Remember 10 times more! Just kidding. Happy Birthday, buddy.

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I've always thought of you as a young and dynamic personality. Your birthday reminds me of how old you actually are. Happy Birthday!

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

Surprising fact: 90% of those guys who miss your birthday won't forget the day your results are coming out! Just want to tell you I'm not one of them. Happy Birthday.

Oh God I am so worried about you
Won't you ask me why I am so worried
With your every birthday
You are getting older
So nothing is there to spread the cheer
Haha ,just be the way you are oh my dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a great day!

Having you considered growing up along with growing old? You'd better give that a thought! Happy Birthday!

You know you look the best
You know no one can beat you
You know that life goes in through
Then why do you think you are
Still in the state of trance by far
Look at the reality my dear
Because you are getting old..Have the fear
Wishing you Happiest Birthday!

Actually, you should register with
Guinness book of world record
How do you manage to look so young
When I know what is your actual age?
But dear you still have that grace
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

Isn't it time you take yourself seriously
No, I mean when I say seriously,
Because you have enough reasons to
Be immature the way you are
For once, get serious about life
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra joyful day!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Let's celebrate your Birthday by blowing candles and eating lots of cake while you still have your own teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

You know that you are so special
You know that you are so great
You know that you have everything
Awesome is your fate
So what if I am lying to you
I am making you feel happy
As it's your birthday
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Friendship is about accepting each other just they way they are. So what if you are ugly, geeky, boring, annoying, clumsy, weird and sometimes stupid, you are still my loving friend. Just kidding. Happy Birthday.

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!