Humorous Birthday Wishes

Although I don't want to remind you that you've just turned 1 whole year older, I still want to wish you Happy Birthday. Wishing you a very warm, loving and happy birthday!

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!

Surprising fact: 90% of those guys who miss your birthday won't forget the day your results are coming out! Just want to tell you I'm not one of them. Happy Birthday.

No gift ever is enough to repay you for all that you have done for me. So why not just skip the gifts and directly go to the part where you give us a treat! Happy Birthday to you.

Happiest birthday to you
I am giving you all my blessings
Look at your shape and look at your face
You have lost all the charm and grace
You do not look the same anymore
But do have fun galore
As it's your birthday today
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

It is the time to celebrate with cheer
Wishing you well on your birthday oh dear
But don't dance so much be clear
You will fall with the sound know that
Your age is not the same
You do not have to blame
I am just kidding around
Wishing you Happy Birthday!

Isn't it time you take yourself seriously
No, I mean when I say seriously,
Because you have enough reasons to
Be immature the way you are
For once, get serious about life
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra joyful day!

You are special and you should know
You are special is all I want to say
But, things may not look so fine
Once your birthday is over today
Because you will grow a year older
Haha..Have a fab day my dear,
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

With age comes wisdom. Now all you need to find is the latter. Happy Birthday!

Your best birthday is a birthday
That has not arrived yet
So make new plans for you
Make yourself free too
As great days are coming through
Are you prepared for the same?
It starts with your name
Happy birthday to you!

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Is your Birthday cake sugar free? You'd better start taking care of these things since you're inching closer and closer to your final D-day. Happy Birthday to you!

Friendship is about accepting each other just they way they are. So what if you are ugly, geeky, boring, annoying, clumsy, weird and sometimes stupid, you are still my loving friend. Just kidding. Happy Birthday.

Actually, you should register with
Guinness book of world record
How do you manage to look so young
When I know what is your actual age?
But dear you still have that grace
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

You have such a great charm
You have such a great smile my friend
I want you to cherish the same
And it's all a matter of time
You are growing older you know
Why you are acting younger to show
Be as you look in life..haha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Growing old is mandatory
You cannot really do anything about it
But, you will know in things as well
When you have to give in bits,
Growing old is your choice
Staying young is in your hands
Wishing you a very Happy birthday
Hope you understand!

Happy Birthday Superstar! I wish your day is filled with love from family and friends. And after they all go away, I'll be there to help you to unwrap the presents!