Humorous Birthday Wishes

Having you considered growing up along with growing old? You'd better give that a thought! Happy Birthday!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Your best birthday is a birthday
That has not arrived yet
So make new plans for you
Make yourself free too
As great days are coming through
Are you prepared for the same?
It starts with your name
Happy birthday to you!

You know that you are so special
You know that you are so great
You know that you have everything
Awesome is your fate
So what if I am lying to you
I am making you feel happy
As it's your birthday
Wish you a very happy birthday!

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

You know you look the best
You know no one can beat you
You know that life goes in through
Then why do you think you are
Still in the state of trance by far
Look at the reality my dear
Because you are getting old..Have the fear
Wishing you Happiest Birthday!

No gift ever is enough to repay you for all that you have done for me. So why not just skip the gifts and directly go to the part where you give us a treat! Happy Birthday to you.

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!

You are special and you should know
You are special is all I want to say
But, things may not look so fine
Once your birthday is over today
Because you will grow a year older
Haha..Have a fab day my dear,
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

No sentiments from my side
No sugar coated wishes
Not even notes to make you
Feel all nostalgic in life
Just a simple happy birthday
From my side
But not without you giving me a party
Do that with your smile
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

You have such a great charm
You have such a great smile my friend
I want you to cherish the same
And it's all a matter of time
You are growing older you know
Why you are acting younger to show
Be as you look in life..haha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Is your Birthday cake sugar free? You'd better start taking care of these things since you're inching closer and closer to your final D-day. Happy Birthday to you!

Today I want to promise you
That I won't ever tell anyone
Your secret my dear friend
Are you wondering which secret I am
Talking about
Well, it has to do with your age
Haha..I won't tell anyone about your age
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Don't be a sage!

I know that I don't wish you well
I know that I make fun of you
I know that I also do things
To show off many times
But what will I do
Because you deserve all these things
Its best suited to you with time
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I wish you get great gifts
I wish you have a great party
I wish that many friends with you
I wish that you get things in few
But my only wish for you is
That you don't feel so old and blue
Haha just kidding,
Wishing a happiest birthday to you!

Beautiful is your name and flattery is mine! Happy Birthday to you dear.

Actually, you should register with
Guinness book of world record
How do you manage to look so young
When I know what is your actual age?
But dear you still have that grace
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!