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May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!
Santa is on the way you know
He may come so fast
There are things that I need to do
Not get in the process so vast
Christmas is surely fun
With all that cheer in the heart
Wishing you an amazing Christmas time
Have a super time
This time just comes once a year!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
Last year, I bought so many batteries for all the kids around and I wrote a sweet note on it. Merry Christmas and toys are not included!
I asked Santa for the most special gift in time. And, next morning I was there in the gift box. Merry Christmas to everyone around!
Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!
Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and your favorite gifts. Merry Christmas.
Oh Santa! Why don't you listen to me for once
And give me what I want for Christmas
I want lots of money and a thin figure
Last time you did the opposite thing
So, hope you will fulfill my wish this time..Haha!
Merry Christmas to you!
Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.
My only wish for Santa this year is
Classy things and awesome treats
I do not want any clothes all repeat
I am yearning for some good treats
Hope you are listening,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas to everybody who has a smile on their face and to those who have a unique grace! Stay blessed all the people!
Christmas is about opening gifts
It is about opening of heart
It is about opening the wine
It is about opening the doors to loved ones
Christmas looks like an open occasion
When everyone has that smile
All the way and every while
Merry Christmas!
Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies
You know that you are feeling good
This year I will have an amazing time
With all my loved ones so near
Christmas is surely magical
Just like teddy and the bear
Merry Christmas to everyone
It is surely a great time!