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Just like, what is sin without penance,
What is Christmas without presents!
May you receive loads of them.
Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.
Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting!
Hunt less. Merry Christmas.
Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
I wish Santa brings along a memorable time and wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.
This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and gifts. Merry Christmas.
Wish all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa bring joy and luck to you.
May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.
I wish Santa brings along lots of wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.
This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and your favorite gifts. Merry Christmas.
May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck to you.
May all the stars descend from heaven into your home. Here's wishing you a joyous Christmas. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!
Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!
Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!
Last year, I bought so many batteries for all the kids around and I wrote a sweet note on it. Merry Christmas and toys are not included!
Merry Christmas to everybody who has a smile on their face and to those who have a unique grace! Stay blessed all the people!