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I asked Santa for the most special gift in time. And, next morning I was there in the gift box. Merry Christmas to everyone around!
Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies
You know that you are feeling good
This year I will have an amazing time
With all my loved ones so near
Christmas is surely magical
Just like teddy and the bear
Merry Christmas to everyone
It is surely a great time!
Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Santa is on the way you know
He may come so fast
There are things that I need to do
Not get in the process so vast
Christmas is surely fun
With all that cheer in the heart
Wishing you an amazing Christmas time
Have a super time
This time just comes once a year!
If you want to spread the cheer
Just sing along the songs my dear
Bless everyone on your way
Then you will have a super day
You will have a super Christmas time
Just as amazing time
Wishing you a merry Christmas time!
Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.
Oh Santa! Why don't you listen to me for once
And give me what I want for Christmas
I want lots of money and a thin figure
Last time you did the opposite thing
So, hope you will fulfill my wish this time..Haha!
Merry Christmas to you!
Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.
May all the stars descend from heaven into your home. Here's wishing you a joyous Christmas. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!
Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to everybody who has a smile on their face and to those who have a unique grace! Stay blessed all the people!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!
Last year, I bought so many batteries for all the kids around and I wrote a sweet note on it. Merry Christmas and toys are not included!