Humorous Christmas Quotes

One should learn from Santa in life
He has the right idea and manners
No actually, he is so very kind
He just visits everyone once a year
That too with happiness and no fear
A perfect surprise for Christmas my dear
Happiest Christmas surprise with cheer!

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'
- Dave Barry

"There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas."
- Robert Lynd

Once again we will get excited
With season's choicest delights
And more excited about the Christmas lights
With shopping at heavy discounts
Finding the right price
Once again we will celebrate the
Christmas night,
Merry Christmas!

"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
- Doug Coupland

"Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".'
- Bing Crosby

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."
- By Victor Borge