Funny Flirty Messages

Ah I so wish I was the mirror in your hand
I wish that I was the front camera of your phone
I wish that I was your makeup pouch
I wish that I was your Smartphone
Then you would never leave me for a moment
And I could be with you for like forever
My lovely I wish if I was with you!

Am I flirting with you no I don't think so
I just want you to know
That this is called as simple talking
As I also want to do the walking
Under the moonlight and on the beach
Where no one can ever reach
My baby are you ready for it!

Are you still clear of my selection
Or do you want something in connection
Do you think I need a reaction?
No I just want your love and your attraction
Because that is my life's only distraction
And so is your love in fraction
Did you get the point!

Can you send a quick selfie my dear
I tried to explained my friends about you
I told that them I have seen an angel in life
I told them I saw someone really hot,
I told that that I have seen someone really pretty
So waiting for your lovely selfie
To prove each one of them wrong my pretty!

Congratulations! you have won 'the most beautiful girl' title here and your prize is a date with me.

Every time when you look at me this way
I just lose whatever I am going to say
Yeah so lost in your dreamy eyes
Coz of you I have turned more wise
With little blushes of your cheek
Let's make this a moment to remember
I love you so much my dream girl
Yeah and I mean that much!
So lost in your pretty touch!

Hey girl I want to ask you something
Will you give me with that shiny bling
Ok I just want to ask for your picture
A cute picture of yours
So that on Christmas Santa knows
What he is supposed to give me
Hey it's for you to see
My cute lovely!

I am handsome and I know that
And I am also sweet you know
I look good and I am intelligent too
I can also be caring too
That should be enough about me my girl
Tell me something about you
I just want to know!

I am trying so hard to fall asleep yes,
I am trying so hard to close my eyes and sleep
But every time you come in my dreams
You play a prank and you leave
Stay there and spend some more time
Coz I feel so passionate to call you mine
Love you my bae!

I cannot imagine my life without you
There is no means to say or clue
The moment you come in front
I forget what was really old and what is really new
Just want to say that I think I love you
May be its true!

I just wanted to ask you something
Hey are your parents bakers
Do they own a baking shop for like real
How cum you are such a cutie pie
No actually, you look like a sweet pudding
Haha..Yes you look so sweet my heart's queen!

I love the way you look at me,
When you are around, no one I can see,
I love the way you hold me tight,
I forget all my tensions and fight,
I love the way you understand me,
Love me like the vastness of the sea!

I love you so much,
I feel happy on your touch,
You look so pretty and attractive,
Looking at you, I feel hyperactive,
Why do you have to be so good?
I will give you all the happiness, touchwood!

I really start burning when I see you
I get those flushes and some sweat
No actually, I get some more tanned
And I need to get that ice baby dear
Coz your hotness makes the moment cheer
I mean what I really say
You look so hot my bae today
And yeah each day of life!

I think your name is Facebook, right
No your name is Twitter for sure
Well your name is Instagram I got it right
No I think its Whatsapp for sure
You are highly addictive you know
And no one can get of your addiction for sure
You are too pretty my girl!

I would walk a mile just to see your pretty face, and after that I would walk another mile to see another one.

If your each kiss was like the rain drop
Your each kiss was like the sunshine
Your each kiss was like a dream,
I would go beyond in my realm
And send you as many as I could
You would know that my love is pure
Yes it surely has an allure!
Only for you my baby!

It's not my fault that I fell for you. How can someone help it if you are so beautiful and mesmerizing?