Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

On this thanksgiving day,
I am really thankful to all the people
Who have made my life so perfect
Thankful to all the situations
That bought a smile on my face
Thankful to every bit
As it's a wonderful Thanksgiving day!

I want to thank my parents on this day
My wife for everything she does
My children for always being there
My friends for all their support and care
But I want to thank the turkey the most
Because, it tastes so great this day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

It is truly an emotional time
When you find so many things in prime
People greeting people
Many people staying in line
Just to get that taste of the dinner
Just to get that vibe
Of thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Thanksgiving feels the same every year
There is a lot which is there to cheer
This thanksgiving make something good
So that it would be all wonderful for you
Have a blessed thanksgiving all of you
As it's the wonderful time for you
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you

'Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.'
-P. J. O'Rourke

This day have a loving smile on your face
Think about things that make you happy
Think about everything that will reflect upon
But hey don't forget to think about the
The poor turkey on your plate
Finish it off too soon and you will
Have a great time this Thanksgiving day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

'Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.'
-Johnny Carson

May the stuffing you put be good
May the taste of turkey be good
May you enjoy a happy time
May you have a good time
Is all that I wish for you today
Because it's the Thanksgiving Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving?
Overeat and greet and meet
So do different this year
As you eat..Do not over eat
As you meet with love
As you greet, greet with your heart
This Thanksgiving time!

As we express gratitude this day
We must not forget about the turkey
Who also gave a life to be on this plate
So thanks to the wonderful turkey
And the pumpkin too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

The circle full of love and longing
There is everything to share
This thanksgiving I want to tell
That things are there to care
So this thanksgiving will be fun
With the company of family and friends
Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone!

Gift of faith it is this day
There is so much to do and say
Thank everyone around you
Thank your family and friends too
It's a great time this thanksgiving
Feel so special and loving too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

I am so nervous I do not know
As I made my first turkey today
Feeling the fright on this day
But it will turn out well I know
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all
Who love the turkey and pumpkin pie!

'Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.'
-Roseanne Barr

'Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.'
-Michael Dresser

'My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.'
-Phyllis Diller

'I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.'
-Jon Stewart

That tasty pumpkin pie
The vegetables on my plate
Thanksgiving is so much fun
With cheer have a full plate
But with compassion in the heart
As we thank for this day
Happy Thanksgiving day
Is all I wish today!