Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving?
Overeat and greet and meet
So do different this year
As you eat..Do not over eat
As you meet with love
As you greet, greet with your heart
This Thanksgiving time!

Let the stuffing of turkey be good
Let the pumpkin be great touch wood
Let the dinner turn out to be great
That is the reason thanksgiving is great
Happy thanksgiving to every one
Around and every where
It's a great time to thank all
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all!

Thanksgiving feels the same every year
There is a lot which is there to cheer
This thanksgiving make something good
So that it would be all wonderful for you
Have a blessed thanksgiving all of you
As it's the wonderful time for you
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you

'Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.'
-Michael Dresser

'A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.'
-Kin Hubbard

So many dinners
So many things on the plate
But the best is turkey
That is my food and fate
Thanksgiving is indeed a special time
So let us celebrate with cheer
Happy Thanksgiving to all oh dear!

Gift of faith it is this day
There is so much to do and say
Thank everyone around you
Thank your family and friends too
It's a great time this thanksgiving
Feel so special and loving too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

'I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.'
-Jon Stewart

'Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.'
-P. J. O'Rourke

The wonderful pumpkin pie I had
Carrots and the turkey on my plate
Thanksgiving will bring all together
A thing that will test on the fate
This thanksgiving all I want to say
Is that time will be all yours
Celebrate with your family
Happy Thanksgiving day to you

I am so nervous I do not know
As I made my first turkey today
Feeling the fright on this day
But it will turn out well I know
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all
Who love the turkey and pumpkin pie!

'Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.'
-Roseanne Barr