Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

'A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.'
-Kin Hubbard

'Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.'
-Roseanne Barr

Each day as you thank for all the things
That you truly want and have in life
Each day as you thank for things you want
Things that make you happy
Today is the Thanksgiving Day
So thank big and wonderful today
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

'I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.'
-Jon Stewart

This day have a loving smile on your face
Think about things that make you happy
Think about everything that will reflect upon
But hey don't forget to think about the
The poor turkey on your plate
Finish it off too soon and you will
Have a great time this Thanksgiving day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

'There is no sincerer love than the love of food.'
-George Bernard Shaw

'You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.'
-Jay Leno

'Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.'
-Michael Dresser

May the stuffing you put be good
May the taste of turkey be good
May you enjoy a happy time
May you have a good time
Is all that I wish for you today
Because it's the Thanksgiving Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving?
Overeat and greet and meet
So do different this year
As you eat..Do not over eat
As you meet with love
As you greet, greet with your heart
This Thanksgiving time!

Thanks giving is such a happy time
When you know that answers are prime
You are ready with things on your mind
To thank to all the people who are kind
This Thanksgiving give them all
Who all support and stand so tall
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

That tasty pumpkin pie
The vegetables on my plate
Thanksgiving is so much fun
With cheer have a full plate
But with compassion in the heart
As we thank for this day
Happy Thanksgiving day
Is all I wish today!