Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

I want to thank my parents on this day
My wife for everything she does
My children for always being there
My friends for all their support and care
But I want to thank the turkey the most
Because, it tastes so great this day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

May the stuffing you put be good
May the taste of turkey be good
May you enjoy a happy time
May you have a good time
Is all that I wish for you today
Because it's the Thanksgiving Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Thanksgiving is also a relaxing holiday
When you celebrate with family
So many things and changes to see
To all that the heart wants to see
A perfect dinner time it is
Thanksgiving is a time to have fun
Happy Thanksgiving to you
See all things new!

Thanksgiving feels the same every year
There is a lot which is there to cheer
This thanksgiving make something good
So that it would be all wonderful for you
Have a blessed thanksgiving all of you
As it's the wonderful time for you
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you

'Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.'
-Johnny Carson

The wonderful pumpkin pie I had
Carrots and the turkey on my plate
Thanksgiving will bring all together
A thing that will test on the fate
This thanksgiving all I want to say
Is that time will be all yours
Celebrate with your family
Happy Thanksgiving day to you

'We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.'
-George Carlin

Gift of faith it is this day
There is so much to do and say
Thank everyone around you
Thank your family and friends too
It's a great time this thanksgiving
Feel so special and loving too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

That tasty pumpkin pie
The vegetables on my plate
Thanksgiving is so much fun
With cheer have a full plate
But with compassion in the heart
As we thank for this day
Happy Thanksgiving day
Is all I wish today!

So many dinners
So many things on the plate
But the best is turkey
That is my food and fate
Thanksgiving is indeed a special time
So let us celebrate with cheer
Happy Thanksgiving to all oh dear!

'Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.'
-Roseanne Barr

It is truly an emotional time
When you find so many things in prime
People greeting people
Many people staying in line
Just to get that taste of the dinner
Just to get that vibe
Of thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Each day as you thank for all the things
That you truly want and have in life
Each day as you thank for things you want
Things that make you happy
Today is the Thanksgiving Day
So thank big and wonderful today
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving?
Overeat and greet and meet
So do different this year
As you eat..Do not over eat
As you meet with love
As you greet, greet with your heart
This Thanksgiving time!

Thanksgiving can be a good time
To meet people around and family
And it's also a wonderful time
To get close to the turkey
This thanksgiving have all the fun
Happy Thanksgiving day to you!

'You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.'
-Jay Leno

I am so nervous I do not know
As I made my first turkey today
Feeling the fright on this day
But it will turn out well I know
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all
Who love the turkey and pumpkin pie!

Thanks giving is such a happy time
When you know that answers are prime
You are ready with things on your mind
To thank to all the people who are kind
This Thanksgiving give them all
Who all support and stand so tall
Happy Thanksgiving to all!