Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Thanksgiving feels the same every year
There is a lot which is there to cheer
This thanksgiving make something good
So that it would be all wonderful for you
Have a blessed thanksgiving all of you
As it's the wonderful time for you
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you

It is truly an emotional time
When you find so many things in prime
People greeting people
Many people staying in line
Just to get that taste of the dinner
Just to get that vibe
Of thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

That tasty pumpkin pie
The vegetables on my plate
Thanksgiving is so much fun
With cheer have a full plate
But with compassion in the heart
As we thank for this day
Happy Thanksgiving day
Is all I wish today!

'My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.'
-Phyllis Diller

'Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.'
-Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving can be a good time
To meet people around and family
And it's also a wonderful time
To get close to the turkey
This thanksgiving have all the fun
Happy Thanksgiving day to you!

Let the stuffing of turkey be good
Let the pumpkin be great touch wood
Let the dinner turn out to be great
That is the reason thanksgiving is great
Happy thanksgiving to every one
Around and every where
It's a great time to thank all
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all!

This day have a loving smile on your face
Think about things that make you happy
Think about everything that will reflect upon
But hey don't forget to think about the
The poor turkey on your plate
Finish it off too soon and you will
Have a great time this Thanksgiving day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Thanks giving is such a happy time
When you know that answers are prime
You are ready with things on your mind
To thank to all the people who are kind
This Thanksgiving give them all
Who all support and stand so tall
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

On this thanksgiving day,
I am really thankful to all the people
Who have made my life so perfect
Thankful to all the situations
That bought a smile on my face
Thankful to every bit
As it's a wonderful Thanksgiving day!

'Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.'
-Roseanne Barr

May the stuffing you put be good
May the taste of turkey be good
May you enjoy a happy time
May you have a good time
Is all that I wish for you today
Because it's the Thanksgiving Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Gift of faith it is this day
There is so much to do and say
Thank everyone around you
Thank your family and friends too
It's a great time this thanksgiving
Feel so special and loving too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

'You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.'
-Jay Leno

'Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.'
-P. J. O'Rourke

It is an emotional time I know
All the emotions left to show
Thanksgiving is a time to love
And have lots of food in store
Do not forget to thank all
Who made yummy thanksgiving dinner
For all
Happy Thanksgiving day to all!

Thanksgiving is also a relaxing holiday
When you celebrate with family
So many things and changes to see
To all that the heart wants to see
A perfect dinner time it is
Thanksgiving is a time to have fun
Happy Thanksgiving to you
See all things new!

I am so nervous I do not know
As I made my first turkey today
Feeling the fright on this day
But it will turn out well I know
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all
Who love the turkey and pumpkin pie!