Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Each day as you thank for all the things
That you truly want and have in life
Each day as you thank for things you want
Things that make you happy
Today is the Thanksgiving Day
So thank big and wonderful today
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving?
Overeat and greet and meet
So do different this year
As you eat..Do not over eat
As you meet with love
As you greet, greet with your heart
This Thanksgiving time!

'A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.'
-Kin Hubbard

'I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.'
-Jon Stewart

On this thanksgiving day,
I am really thankful to all the people
Who have made my life so perfect
Thankful to all the situations
That bought a smile on my face
Thankful to every bit
As it's a wonderful Thanksgiving day!

'We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.'
-George Carlin

Thanksgiving feels the same every year
There is a lot which is there to cheer
This thanksgiving make something good
So that it would be all wonderful for you
Have a blessed thanksgiving all of you
As it's the wonderful time for you
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you

I am so nervous I do not know
As I made my first turkey today
Feeling the fright on this day
But it will turn out well I know
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all
Who love the turkey and pumpkin pie!

Let the stuffing of turkey be good
Let the pumpkin be great touch wood
Let the dinner turn out to be great
That is the reason thanksgiving is great
Happy thanksgiving to every one
Around and every where
It's a great time to thank all
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all!

'Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.'
-Michael Dresser

The wonderful pumpkin pie I had
Carrots and the turkey on my plate
Thanksgiving will bring all together
A thing that will test on the fate
This thanksgiving all I want to say
Is that time will be all yours
Celebrate with your family
Happy Thanksgiving day to you

Thanks giving is such a happy time
When you know that answers are prime
You are ready with things on your mind
To thank to all the people who are kind
This Thanksgiving give them all
Who all support and stand so tall
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

It is truly an emotional time
When you find so many things in prime
People greeting people
Many people staying in line
Just to get that taste of the dinner
Just to get that vibe
Of thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

'Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.'
-Roseanne Barr

'My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.'
-Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving can be a good time
To meet people around and family
And it's also a wonderful time
To get close to the turkey
This thanksgiving have all the fun
Happy Thanksgiving day to you!

The circle full of love and longing
There is everything to share
This thanksgiving I want to tell
That things are there to care
So this thanksgiving will be fun
With the company of family and friends
Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone!

'Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.'
-P. J. O'Rourke