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I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
-Henry Louis Mencken
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman.
-Martin H. Fischer
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man.
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-Frank McKinney Hubbard
Well, i will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
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