Funny Birthday Greetings

Happy birthday to you
Have a great day oh so new
Smile as this is your only chance for the day
As tomorrow you will turn a bit old for a day
So, wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!
Have a nice day!

How many times you have celebrated your birthday?
How many times you have lied about your age
Common that is not the real you
Get going and come all through
This is the season to feel new
Have an amazing day
Wish you a very happy birthday!

I wish I could tell you, you are special for me
Wish I could tell you that you are loving
But the reality is surely not the same
You are so irritating and silly
Haha, I am just kidding with you
May you have a happy day in through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

Every year when I see your funny face
I just want to laugh aloud
But some things happen and I know
That I really can feel and show
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing day!

In the air and everywhere
Touch the horizon of your dream,
Go to your terrace and then scream,
That its your birthday today,
Its a special day!
So, make the most of it today!
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Stay blessed in life!

Happy birthday to my cutie pie and sweet pie
Today look at the sky,
And see the brightness for the day
Oh my cup cake love you so much
I want you to enjoy your day!
Have a super fun birthday!
Happy birthday!

Merry time and merry you
Merry is the world for you
It's your birthday so enjoy your day
It's not an ordinary day
Feel extra love for this day
Feel so extra special today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

A very Happy Birthday to a person who is good-looking, intelligent, mature, understanding, knowledgeable and someone who reminds me so much about myself! Have a super-duper day! Lots and lots of love your way.

Hey, I didn't eat your birthday cake. It is just that birthday cakes come in wacky shapes these days! Happy Birthday to my dearest friend. I love you so so much! Lots of hugs and kisses.

Birthday barks and birthday meows to my friend who looks like a over-fed cow! A very very Happy and crazy Birthday to you. May you have all the insane fun that you dream about on your birthday. Xoxo

Look at your face nothing can save
You know that you have wrinkles on it
No cream can do wonders for you
Not even Botox can save you too
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Wish you have an amazing day
You know I was kidding too!

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

My only wish for you on your birthday is
That you live till all your teeth fall apart
You live till you can't stand tall
And you live till you are dead..haha
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!

Don't look into the mirror today,
As you may also get a tad scared
Your face is showing some aging signs
Aww! Don't feel that bad
As I was just kidding my dear,
Happy birthday to you!
Do spread lots of cheer!

Wish you giggle all day long
Wish your birthday be as amazing a song
Wish you smiles without any reason
Wish you get along the season
Wish you have a loving day
Because I want that you have a brightest birthday
Wish you keep smiling through the day!

As you grow older you notice that the candles are increasing, but the cake is still the same! Wise idea: Damn the candles. Use the money to buy a bigger cake! Many Happy Returns of the day! Xoxo

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

A very Happy Birthday to my friend who in dog years would by now be...uh-oh dead! Hahahha May you have a super-duper wild day!