Funny Christmas Messages

May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!

Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!

Celebrate with party on your mind
Coz this season is one of a kind
Drink your favorite wine
And sing your favorite song aloud
Just stay happy and smile at the crowd
Coz it's the Christmas time
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.

May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!

If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.

A heart is always where the love is
This Christmas a love that will stay
Make things work in your favor
And you will really find a way
May this Christmas be more amazing for you
Wishing you Merry Christmas all the way
May all your wishes come true this day!

I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!

You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!

Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!

Stay blessed as it's the amazing Christmas time
Stay blessed, as it is the super time
When you will have some more food
When you will have to swear in time
Spend time with fun along
With the pretty Christmas song
Wishing you Merry Christmas
Have an awesome time!

The days of good people are here, all of us shall enjoy this beautiful occasion of Christmas. The candies, candles and light, will bring us all the joy and delight. But the sad part, not for us but you, that you can not enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Because, just as I said in the beginning, that the days of GOOD people are here. But anyways Merry Christmas. Try and have fun, if you can.

You know you look so cute
You know that you can be the Santa
You know you can do so much
Then why do things off touch
Enjoy the silly and naughty time
As it's the perfect Christmas time
Yes a perfect Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you
May God gives you what you wish for!

Christmas is surely a cool time
When all your money is up in the air
Sure the cheer is there
But there is a grudge of money too
Forget it all my dear and through
Coz it's the Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Christmas is such a special time
Coz you get to eat lots of goodies
You get to pull some pranks alike
You get to smile and get away
Hey! Christmas is surely a fun day
So celebrate with all your cheer
Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Let us all rejoice on this day
It's the most splendid time
When hearts are so filled with love
When things are just so prime
Let us enjoy the spirit
The spirit of this jolly time
Yes the Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!

Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?