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Look the time is so wonderful When everything looks so pretty The magical Christmas vibe it is With things that look so beautiful May this Christmas be more merrier For you is my only wish for you Have a lovely Christmas time Merry Christmas to you!
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Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me....ah nah, forget it, I'll get it for myself!
The one thing that no one wants to find in the stocking on the Christmas morning, is a key to their own car. Spread the fun and spirit. Merry Christmas.
You look the same like the Santa You have the same expressions too You can just feel the light With things just not happening too Hey feel the vibrancy in the air Its spread here and every where Merry Christmas to you May God bless you Have a wonderful Christmas too!
Santa Claus has come to town, So all you children sing aloud! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!
Another day when you will feel so blessed You will feel the light of life Another time when things will go Will gather in the whale of time Another time with happiness And good energy your way Wishing you Merry Christmas With good cheer all the way!
The bells are ringing clear and loud Look there is vibrancy in the crowd Feel that air and feel that vibe You will feel so good in life It's the magical Christmas time This is making a way in the heart Wishing you Merry Christmas With a happy thought!
Christmas is all about laughter and candies for children Christmas is all about dresses and makeup for women But for some people it's all about credit card bills and expensive gifts Haha..But still it's so much fun Hey Christmas cheer has begun, Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
It's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!
The feeling is so wonderful Things are just so pretty There is joy in every heart It is indeed a special part Christmas time is merry time When there is joy every where Merry Christmas to you my dear Enjoy the time without fear Let go of things and smile!
People say that Santa will grant your wish Go and check under that tree, But from my childhood I could only see My father and mother doing that for me They are the real Santa for me Merry Christmas to you and your family With a Happy New Year glee!
Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
All I need this Christmas is your love All I need this Christmas is your compassion All I need this Christmas is peace All I need is that all stress be ceased So that Christmas be more merrier For you my pretty and for me Merry Christmas to you Have a loving day all through!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
