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Let us all rejoice on this day It's the most splendid time When hearts are so filled with love When things are just so prime Let us enjoy the spirit The spirit of this jolly time Yes the Christmas time Merry Christmas to you!
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Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
Christmas is surely a cool time When all your money is up in the air Sure the cheer is there But there is a grudge of money too Forget it all my dear and through Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Celebrate with party on your mind Coz this season is one of a kind Drink your favorite wine And sing your favorite song aloud Just stay happy and smile at the crowd Coz it's the Christmas time Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
The bells are ringing clear and loud Look there is vibrancy in the crowd Feel that air and feel that vibe You will feel so good in life It's the magical Christmas time This is making a way in the heart Wishing you Merry Christmas With a happy thought!
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me....ah nah, forget it, I'll get it for myself!
People say that Santa will grant your wish Go and check under that tree, But from my childhood I could only see My father and mother doing that for me They are the real Santa for me Merry Christmas to you and your family With a Happy New Year glee!
Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
Christmas is all about laughter and candies for children Christmas is all about dresses and makeup for women But for some people it's all about credit card bills and expensive gifts Haha..But still it's so much fun Hey Christmas cheer has begun, Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
You know you look so cute You know that you can be the Santa You know you can do so much Then why do things off touch Enjoy the silly and naughty time As it's the perfect Christmas time Yes a perfect Christmas time Merry Christmas to you May God gives you what you wish for!
Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!
Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?
Santa Claus has come to town, So all you children sing aloud! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
The one thing that no one wants to find in the stocking on the Christmas morning, is a key to their own car. Spread the fun and spirit. Merry Christmas.
I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
