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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
- George Carlin
"Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".'
- Bing Crosby
One should learn from Santa in life
He has the right idea and manners
No actually, he is so very kind
He just visits everyone once a year
That too with happiness and no fear
A perfect surprise for Christmas my dear
Happiest Christmas surprise with cheer!
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
- Bob Phillips
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'
- Dave Barry
"Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money."
- Author Unknown
Santa I am taking up your role
Because I like that sledge on the snow
I will give all the gifts as you
I will spread the happiness along
You have grown so old now
And I know I am much strong
Wishing a Merry Christmas to you!
One fat man will come to you
Ring the bell of your door too
He would quietly put you in a bag
And bring you to me Christmas
Because I have told Santa
That I want you as my Christmas gift
So don't you panic on this!
People do not really love the mess created
In their homes day a night
But one mess they just love to create
And that is when one decorates the
Christmas tree in the night
A time with so much radiance
A time that is so much fun
Merry Christmas!
I do not actually ask things from Santa
Just the random things he may give
But this year I am asking for a slimmer me
And a bank account to compliment me
Last year it happened just the opposite
And there was nothing I could do about
Merry Christmas to you!
Once again we will get excited
With season's choicest delights
And more excited about the Christmas lights
With shopping at heavy discounts
Finding the right price
Once again we will celebrate the
Christmas night,
Merry Christmas!
"There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas."
- Robert Lynd