Humorous Christmas Quotes

One fat man will come to you
Ring the bell of your door too
He would quietly put you in a bag
And bring you to me Christmas
Because I have told Santa
That I want you as my Christmas gift
So don't you panic on this!

I do not actually ask things from Santa
Just the random things he may give
But this year I am asking for a slimmer me
And a bank account to compliment me
Last year it happened just the opposite
And there was nothing I could do about
Merry Christmas to you!

People get really get worried
That they have gained weight between
Christmas and the new year
Actually they should worry about the
Period till the new year
When they actually have lots of stuff
Merry Christmas to you!

"Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".'
- Bing Crosby

"Who's the bane of Santa's life? The elf and safety officer."
- By Catherine Tate

Christmas is just like doing
Work in your office, think about it
You are doing all the work
Day in and day out
And credit is taken by some fat guy around
As Santa takes the credit of Christmas fun
Haha..Wish you a Merry Christmas!

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
- George Carlin