Funny Birthday Wishes

Growing old with every Birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time. Happy Birthday! Have a great one.

You know there is a huge similarity between you and your birthday cake,
Well, both are sweet, you got scared. Lol!
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have an awesome day!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!

Happiest birthday to you
May you smile all through
Though your face is not good
When you smile, you look so bad
It's better to smile my dear
Rather than looking so sad
I wish you well for this day
May you have an amazing day!

Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

When I go to a shop,
I buy more gifts for myself,
Looks like your birthday is an expensive affair,
But, don't worry, because it's all worth it,
Happy birthday,
Keep smiling!

Happy birthday Have a nice day But, why did you get so many candles for yourself,
The cake is so small,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

I was going to get an amazing gift for you
Then I thought you do not deserve it
Who will waste money for a person like you
Haha..Don't you fret my dear
I was just kidding a bit
Wish you all the luck and happiness in life
Wish you have an amazing life
Happy birthday to you!

I hope I am the first one to wish you happy birthday,
Not because you would feel good,
Because I don't want others to feel superior,
Just kidding! Have an awesome day,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Wisdom has nothing to do with Age. If the latter precedes the former, then it's a disaster and if the former precedes the latter, it's annoying! May you get the right amount of wisdom with the right age. Happy Birthday!

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!

Do you know that wine tastes great when old?
Hey! So what if you are aging with time,
You will look good right,
Don't take it to your heart,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Keep smiling all day!

Hey the past is gone, so please let it go,
The future is uncertain as there is nothing to show,
And well, the present, oh I forgot to get that for you,
But, hope you have a lovely day so new,
Happy birthday to you!

It's your birthday I am super happy,
But, I wish I knew your age,
Coz I am bad at calculating long numbers,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have an awesome day!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess. Those shiny shoes, let your hair loose. Just make the most of this day, just scream and shout 'Its my birthday!'

I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.