Funny Birthday Wishes

Don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

You know there is a huge similarity between you and your birthday cake,
Well, both are sweet, you got scared. Lol!
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have an awesome day!

What are the two most important things that I pray for you today? That you get lots of happiness from the Almighty and a great Birthday gift from your friends. Happy Birthday!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

Birthday without cakes, candles, and balloons, is nothing. So, today be ready to get a chocolate facial because all the cream of your cake will be applied on your dear face. I will organise and complete the whole task with a little (or more) help from others. I was just hoping where will you take us for the treat! You know what? Being your best friend, I am appointing myself to do that honour. Just bestow me the opportunity to use your credit card. Then everything will go smoothly. So, Happy Birthday my dearest prank-star and I shall see you tonight.

I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday,
Keep smiling the whole day today,
Because there won't be any teeth your next birthday,
Hahaha..Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a nice day!

I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.

You don't look like your age you know,
I don't have many lies to show,
Please give me what I have asked you for this!
Hahaha..Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have a super day!

If God created you for a special purpose, that purpose has still not been achieved! Happy Birthday! Wishing you awesome years of joy and success ahead.

Happy birthday to you,
Let me confess something to you,
Sorry to say,
I forgot this day,
But, Facebook messaged me the date,
So thanks to Facebook,
Enjoy and have a nice day!

Two things in the world that come to you without any reason are blood pressure and age. You'd rather prefer the latter than the former! Happy Birthday.

Wisdom has nothing to do with Age. If the latter precedes the former, then it's a disaster and if the former precedes the latter, it's annoying! May you get the right amount of wisdom with the right age. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you,
Where is the party all new,
Let there be cheer sound,
Oh sorry I started without you,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have a lovely day!

Happy birthday have an awesome day,
But,one advice for you,
Start acting like your real age :)LOL

I would urge you to forget about your past,
It won't come back,
Forget about your coming future,
You don't know what will happen,
And, please forget about present,
Coz I did not get it for you..Lol!
Happy birthday to you!