Funny Birthday Wishes

Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.

Since I believe in KISS ? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday!

Hey the past is gone, so please let it go,
The future is uncertain as there is nothing to show,
And well, the present, oh I forgot to get that for you,
But, hope you have a lovely day so new,
Happy birthday to you!

Growing old with every Birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time. Happy Birthday! Have a great one.

Do you even remember what your age was?
When you were small?
Like five or six, so multiply that by four now,
Oh! I just gave up your age right,
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Keep smiling!

Happy birthday Have a nice day But, why did you get so many candles for yourself,
The cake is so small,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

Birthday without cakes, candles, and balloons, is nothing. So, today be ready to get a chocolate facial because all the cream of your cake will be applied on your dear face. I will organise and complete the whole task with a little (or more) help from others. I was just hoping where will you take us for the treat! You know what? Being your best friend, I am appointing myself to do that honour. Just bestow me the opportunity to use your credit card. Then everything will go smoothly. So, Happy Birthday my dearest prank-star and I shall see you tonight.

Do you think you look the best?
I mean still look the best?
Have you seen the mirror?
Oh wait it cracked up right,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

If God created you for a special purpose, that purpose has still not been achieved! Happy Birthday! Wishing you awesome years of joy and success ahead.

I would urge you to forget about your past,
It won't come back,
Forget about your coming future,
You don't know what will happen,
And, please forget about present,
Coz I did not get it for you..Lol!
Happy birthday to you!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

Birthdays actually make you feel bright
Your mood lifts up with that light
The other day you have to suffer
When you are in a state of shock
That your birthday left you a year older
Haha..Think about it my dear
Wishing you a happiest birthday!

I may have ignored you for the whole year on Facebook,
But, my notification alerts me on your birthday..Lol
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have an extra awesome day!

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!

I genuinely hope that from today, you start gathering experiences in your head like you never have for all these years! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

Happiest birthday to you
May you smile all through
Though your face is not good
When you smile, you look so bad
It's better to smile my dear
Rather than looking so sad
I wish you well for this day
May you have an amazing day!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.