Funny Birthday Wishes

What! I haven't eaten your cake,
Don't you know cakes come in any shapes and different weird sizes?
And, you thought.Lol
Happy birthday..Was just kidding,
Have a lovely day!

While you grow old with each passing year, we also hope that you simultaneously grow up! How's that for a Birthday wish? Haha. Happy Birthday!

I was going to get an amazing gift for you
Then I thought you do not deserve it
Who will waste money for a person like you
Haha..Don't you fret my dear
I was just kidding a bit
Wish you all the luck and happiness in life
Wish you have an amazing life
Happy birthday to you!

I genuinely hope that from today, you start gathering experiences in your head like you never have for all these years! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

Now, it has been proved?
What? That those who live longer in life,
Have the most amazing birthdays ever,
What if they are old..Lol,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have an amazing day!

Hey Old man, how is your memory doing nowadays? I was thinking if you are still capable enough to remember your birthday or not! Who cares? I remember the day. That should be enough for everybody else in our gang. On this day, I wish you and bless you with all my heart. So Goofy, Have a very Happy Birthday.

You just remember things that
Do not bother you any way
Your age is one of them my dear
Second is the way you will approach today
I know because you are getting old
So I wish you have a great birthday today
May you have an amazing day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Happy birthday Have a nice day But, why did you get so many candles for yourself,
The cake is so small,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

Do you know what your actual age is?
Well you act like you are twenty five,
You tell me you are sixteen,
Sometimes you act like five,
So your total age is forty six,
Lol..just kidding,
Wish you a super birthday,
Have fun!

Do you know that wine tastes great when old?
Hey! So what if you are aging with time,
You will look good right,
Don't take it to your heart,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Keep smiling all day!

Hey the past is gone, so please let it go,
The future is uncertain as there is nothing to show,
And well, the present, oh I forgot to get that for you,
But, hope you have a lovely day so new,
Happy birthday to you!

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!

Your Birthday is Mother Nature's way of telling you to look into the mirror more often. Happy Birthday! Have a super year ahead.

Wishing you a very happy birthday Dad, lets celebrate and enjoy the cake and your favorite food while still have the teeth to support. This is the special day of the year when you are free to select any gift for yourself, so which one you'd prefer? A pair of denture may be, to help you smile forever? Hope not, your age is just making you more responsible. Now you can take the charge of your grand son and teach him A, B, C. As said, old age is the return to childhood. And enjoy this new period of your life with your grandson and his friends. Happy Birthday once again.

Since I believe in KISS ? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday!

Growing old with every Birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time. Happy Birthday! Have a great one.

Have you observed that I've been talking to you so nicely since the past week? I hope you're inviting me to your Birthday party tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!