Funny Birthday Wishes

I hope I am the first one to wish you happy birthday,
Not because you would feel good,
Because I don't want others to feel superior,
Just kidding! Have an awesome day,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

I would urge you to forget about your past,
It won't come back,
Forget about your coming future,
You don't know what will happen,
And, please forget about present,
Coz I did not get it for you..Lol!
Happy birthday to you!

Growing old with every Birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time. Happy Birthday! Have a great one.

Since today is your Birthday, we'll make sure that we behave well, dress in our very best and talk politely. As long as you'll give us cake, we'll do anything! Happy Birthday to you.

What are the two most important things that I pray for you today? That you get lots of happiness from the Almighty and a great Birthday gift from your friends. Happy Birthday!

It is an honour to be with someone so honest, caring, loving, brilliant, good looking, soft spoken etc, like you. I am privileged to have gained the opportunity to host your birthday party and spend your hard-earned executive salary. It also delights me to even imagine how great I will feel to smash a whole cake on your face. Do not forget the birthday bumps. I literally have been practicing kickboxing for a fortnight for this day. Have a bumpy Birthday dude.

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

I genuinely hope that from today, you start gathering experiences in your head like you never have for all these years! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now,
Are you a cheese, no?
Are you wine, no?
Or are you a scotch!
Well, then why do you worry?
Smile and enjoy your birthday,
Happy birthday to you!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Do you know as you get old on your birthday,
Four things will happen to you,
First is your memory loss,
And other things you would not remember because of memory loss,
Lol!
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a great day!

Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.

As this is another birthday,
I think get a bigger cake next time,
The candles should also fit on the cake right,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday,
Keep smiling the whole day today,
Because there won't be any teeth your next birthday,
Hahaha..Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a nice day!

I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.

I was going to get an amazing gift for you
Then I thought you do not deserve it
Who will waste money for a person like you
Haha..Don't you fret my dear
I was just kidding a bit
Wish you all the luck and happiness in life
Wish you have an amazing life
Happy birthday to you!

Do you know that wine tastes great when old?
Hey! So what if you are aging with time,
You will look good right,
Don't take it to your heart,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Keep smiling all day!

Happy birthday have an awesome day,
But,one advice for you,
Start acting like your real age :)LOL