Funny Birthday Wishes

Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now,
Are you a cheese, no?
Are you wine, no?
Or are you a scotch!
Well, then why do you worry?
Smile and enjoy your birthday,
Happy birthday to you!

Do you think you look the best?
I mean still look the best?
Have you seen the mirror?
Oh wait it cracked up right,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

When I go to a shop,
I buy more gifts for myself,
Looks like your birthday is an expensive affair,
But, don't worry, because it's all worth it,
Happy birthday,
Keep smiling!

Happiest birthday to you
May you smile all through
Though your face is not good
When you smile, you look so bad
It's better to smile my dear
Rather than looking so sad
I wish you well for this day
May you have an amazing day!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Don't feel bad when I compare you with wine,
The older the wine gets, the better it tastes,
Happy birthday dear!

Do you know as you get old on your birthday,
Four things will happen to you,
First is your memory loss,
And other things you would not remember because of memory loss,
Lol!
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a great day!

Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.

It is an honour to be with someone so honest, caring, loving, brilliant, good looking, soft spoken etc, like you. I am privileged to have gained the opportunity to host your birthday party and spend your hard-earned executive salary. It also delights me to even imagine how great I will feel to smash a whole cake on your face. Do not forget the birthday bumps. I literally have been practicing kickboxing for a fortnight for this day. Have a bumpy Birthday dude.

I have heard,
As you age, you get wiser,
That means you are now an official philosopher,
Happy birthday!

Birthdays actually make you feel bright
Your mood lifts up with that light
The other day you have to suffer
When you are in a state of shock
That your birthday left you a year older
Haha..Think about it my dear
Wishing you a happiest birthday!

Do you even remember what your age was?
When you were small?
Like five or six, so multiply that by four now,
Oh! I just gave up your age right,
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Keep smiling!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!