Funny Birthday Wishes

I may have ignored you for the whole year on Facebook,
But, my notification alerts me on your birthday..Lol
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have an extra awesome day!

Hey the past is gone, so please let it go,
The future is uncertain as there is nothing to show,
And well, the present, oh I forgot to get that for you,
But, hope you have a lovely day so new,
Happy birthday to you!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

What! I haven't eaten your cake,
Don't you know cakes come in any shapes and different weird sizes?
And, you thought.Lol
Happy birthday..Was just kidding,
Have a lovely day!

When I go to a shop,
I buy more gifts for myself,
Looks like your birthday is an expensive affair,
But, don't worry, because it's all worth it,
Happy birthday,
Keep smiling!

Hey Old man, how is your memory doing nowadays? I was thinking if you are still capable enough to remember your birthday or not! Who cares? I remember the day. That should be enough for everybody else in our gang. On this day, I wish you and bless you with all my heart. So Goofy, Have a very Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday have an awesome day,
But,one advice for you,
Start acting like your real age :)LOL

It's your birthday I am super happy,
But, I wish I knew your age,
Coz I am bad at calculating long numbers,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have an awesome day!

Since I believe in KISS ? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday!

We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!

Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.

Happy birthday Have a nice day But, why did you get so many candles for yourself,
The cake is so small,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

What are the two most important things that I pray for you today? That you get lots of happiness from the Almighty and a great Birthday gift from your friends. Happy Birthday!