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Hey happy birthday, ok so you are not fifty yet,
I will tell everyone that you are eighteen,
But, you have thirty two years of experience,
Have a great birthday enjoy!
On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.
Don't feel bad when I compare you with wine,
The older the wine gets, the better it tastes,
Happy birthday dear!
Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.
Since today is your Birthday, we'll make sure that we behave well, dress in our very best and talk politely. As long as you'll give us cake, we'll do anything! Happy Birthday to you.
I want to tell you something very special on your birthday
Shh!..It's a secret,
Ok. Smile till you have teeth then you won't be able to,
Haha..Happy birthday have a nice one!
Two things in the world that come to you without any reason are blood pressure and age. You'd rather prefer the latter than the former! Happy Birthday.
Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.
I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!
Do you know that every year on your birthday you get a little wiser?
So, why do you behave in such an insane manner?
Lol! Wishing you a super birthday,
Have a lovely day!
The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!
I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.